I am special. Or, at least, so I have been informed by people who consider themselves "unspecial" in a highly unique use of the word. It is true. People just don't understand how traumatic it is when state figures keep stealing your socks and you have to share your mind with a sock-puppet called Mr Hiss.
Do not enter expecting correct spelling and grammar for I am a fallen grammar-nazi type thing. I now believe that commas should be used only to decorate work that looks boring. Sometimes I make them dance for me. You should probably go read something intelligent and informative. Like the Daily Mail. Alternatively, gouge your eyes out with chopsticks.